About

Welcome to The Clarity Dept.

Where Perimenopause Finally Gets Real (And Gets Funny)

Hi, I'm Kim - Chief Chaos Officer and Founder of The Clarity Dept.

Two years ago, I walked into my living room, trying to remember why I walked in there. Having a full blown argument and back tracking scene, wondering what the hell was wrong with me. That's when it hit me (along with a hot flash) - why is nobody talking about this stuff honestly?

The perimenopause conversation was either:

• Boring medical jargon that put me to sleep
• Toxic positivity telling me to "embrace the journey"
• Complete radio silence like we're supposed to suffer in designer athleisure

Screw. That. Noise.

The Clarity Dept. was born from pure necessity - and a slightly unhinged determination to create the products, tools, and community I desperately needed. We're here for the women who are tired of pretending everything's fine while internally screaming at their car keys for hiding again.

Our Mission: To normalize the beautiful, messy, hilarious reality of perimenopause through products that make you laugh, tools that actually help, and a community that gets it.

Our Promise: No BS wellness speak. No patronizing "you go, girl" fluff. Just real talk, practical solutions, and the occasional perfectly-timed snark to remind you that you're not losing your mind - you're just navigating the wild ride of hormonal chaos like the badass you are.

Welcome to your people. Welcome to clarity.